Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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