We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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