I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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