something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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