Plan B is the new Plan A
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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