I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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