so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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