Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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