Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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