her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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