Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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