i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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