BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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