why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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