You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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