come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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