it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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