i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
