I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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