I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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