TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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