If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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