So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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