Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no, he came in my armpit
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We don't watch enough power rangers
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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