This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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