On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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