What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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