Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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