My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
What a dumb baby whore.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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