I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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