Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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