i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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