well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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