I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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