Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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