How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
too bad you live with your parents still
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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