i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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