My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
