Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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