And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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