Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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