Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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