Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At least life still wants to fuck me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
