At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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