Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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