i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
do nipples grow back?
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