Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
