brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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