bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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