how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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