I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize