I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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