She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
