so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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