Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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