and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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